>2014
>Getting between a stock and its 787 and 747-800
>ISHYGGDDT
May your only regret be that you didn't take out that huge loan to buy more shares of Boeing with.
Up next on the American chain of innovation, Ford F: NYSE
$16 by March 4th, 2015
Time to mortgage the house, sell your prized family keepsakes, and take out that high-interest loan and put it all behind yet another fantastic All-American company.
USPS graciously accepts the $55/ per hour fee to rent the driveway as parking location, knowing the government has a much more valuable operation to take care of.
Several trucks zealously wait for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be filled to the brim with rich, white, creamy, soft, cold, snow.
A fully loaded truck of valuable snow drives back to base where the valuable crystalline water ice will be sold to foreign parties on the white market for hundreds of millicents per kilo.
It won't let me indent here. There goes all hope of professionalism.
This blog post is preposterously forced. I have nothing currently on my mind, a typical prerequisite of someone looking to express their thoughts on the internet.
Accordance to popular belief, This plane did not crash.
List of things to do in this blog post:
Write horrible introduction.
Attach a horrible unrelated picture with caption.
Make a horrible, self-deprecating list of things to do in this blog post
Add a horribly-written redundant filler to list of things list that is written horribly.
This song is pretty great for having only 33 views and for having been made by a guy in Anchorage.
Contrary to abhorred beliefs, this plane did not crash into a
children's hospital, killing hundreds and injuring thousands more.
Six truths, one lie:
1. I've been to Georgia.
2. Inertia is a property of matter.
3. I've been to space.
4. The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.
5.Bonjour is a fairly accurate French equivalent to the English word, hello.
6. Bill Gates was born on October 28, 1955.
7. Steve Jobs was born on February 24, 1955.
A recalcitrant co-pilot awaits take off in Hennepin County, Minnesota.
I am here to write a post from scratch. I have nothing to write about.
I know why tumblr is more famous than blogger. Tumblr is based off of reblogging and copying other posts, while blogger is based on creating original content. Who wants to create original content these days?
Which is a song by Jack Conte, a guy very good at creating original content.
Storing wealth in items and physical possessions is a major restriction on one's life. When you base your worth and life with stuff, it becomes nearly impossible to make any quick changes in your life.
Luckily, we still live in a world in which people will buy all the crap you have, at a price. In the future I perceive that people will start to see the worthlessness of random crap such as toys, jewelry, and clothes. Things that used to take time and effort to make, but now can be produced nearly infinitely.
Better ways to store one's wealth and time? In things that don't exist in physical form, such as bank accounts, investments, gold or silver, youtube videos, and memories. The physical world isn't big enough or practical enough to store one's entire life, but the internet is.
One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
It's Sunday the February 19th of 2012, a perfectly ideal time to write some random blog post on a blog that gets about two views per month, one from me and one from someone related to me.
Picture unrelated, but it sure does make this post look cool.
Most people use their desktops as the ideal place to keep their most often used files. I have learned that it's probably not the best place to keep video files though because I ended up deleting the folder containing all the video files for a video I was working on for awhile. Why isn't there spell check on this website? There's spell check on youtube. Nevermind. (It says nevermind isn't a word but I feel like keeping it anyway.) I have mistaken. I just really, really thought I had spelled awhile wrong. I always thought alot was a word, so when I learned it wasn't I thought words like awhile weren't real either. So anyway, what's up with airplane food? Sure- appearance of food does matter a tiny bit, but you know you're doing it wrong when that's 95% of what you're working on. And personally, I like the idea and look of well-packaged and rationed, although not traditionally 'fancy', foods. But either way it's food and it is supposed to be eaten. Whether it's served to look fancy or if it's a pack of spam it will still look the same in the toilet.
I think we can all agree that this video, although tremendously confusing, is somehow absolutely tremendous:
One of the most important parts of any interaction between humans is the ending. So I'll jokingly not finish my
