Thursday, December 30, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Cake Is a Lie

      Carrot cake tastes nothing like cake - or carrots. It's such a random combination that you either taste sugared carrots or carroted cake, with nothing appealing in between. Gumi disagrees. Although cool points are awarded for the cake expiring on my birthday and costing 599 US cents. 

Monday, December 20, 2010

Airport

 Taking a picture of a full moon at night is like trying to take a picture of the sun.
I was thinking of trying to see the lunar eclipse but I don't think I could possibly stay up another eight hours after going sleepless for 39.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Ian

Me: When's the last time you've been to the Philippians?
Ian: 1 year ago
Me: Was it hot?
Ian: It was very hot, then I had to take all my clothes off; it got hotter.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Massive Grape

While eating I came across this massive grape. Or maybe Alaskans are just used to under-grown freeze-dried food and this is just normal. :3

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Random Quotes

Time goes by slow when you're having a good time assuming time is going by fast.

Two-thirds of people agree with this statement.

Social Studies teacher to student - "Stop talking about your newest ex-boyfriend and get back to work!"

Student - "I can't see the board!"
Joseph - "Do you need to borrow a telescope?"

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Impossible Shot

First some misses
Then when you actually make it, there just happens to be a rain drop in one of the worst possible places.



I'll make it again sometime soon....

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Almost Again...


You will probably never be as cool as James Milne Wilson, who was born and died on leap day, February 29. (2/29/1812 - 2/29/1880)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Milne_Wilson

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Nothing


Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A sammich is better than nothing. Therefore, a sammich is better than eternal happiness.


Saturday, October 16, 2010

Channel Views

My channel view count has ended in doubles each of the last three days. Will this continue? 


Here's some Dance Bananana (I can never quite get the amount of ana's right) Dance

Friday, October 15, 2010

Writing - 'Melt'

     

      As I browsed YouTube, bored and alone, I came upon a related video containing a picture of a peculiar pink haired girl.  I quickly knew it was Luka Megurine, the amazing vocaloid released by Crypton on January 30th, 2009. I promptly saw in the title "Melt". I had heard this song many times before, but strangely I had never seen the original by the person who had made the english .vsq, sango312. I quickly clicked on the video, eager to listen to the blissful sound of Luka singing Melt, just one of the many countless numbers of fantastic works created by the skillful sango312. 

       The song starts playing, and I'm instantly caught in the wonderful sensation that is ‘[Vocaloid] Melt - Megurine Luka – English’. I turn my eyes to the picture of Luka Megurine, as she ever so peacefully stares at me through the computer screen into the inners of my lonely heart. I notice a series of black words just above her titties. I happily read the helpful notice of lyrics being in the description, and am very pleased that this was included in the visual section of the video. I then read it again and notice the word “description” is spelt “discription.” I am suddenly drawn into a state of melancholy. How could this be, someone so much as amazing as sango312, spelling a word wrong.

       I then understand that this was not a mistake at all, but rather an amazing psychological epiphany cleverly planned by the godful sango312. This simple mistake changed me. I now realized the true value of life. I could now truly understand the beautiful universe we live in; I could grasp the all inspiring thing that was life. I instantly was put into a state of everlasting inspiration and hope. Suddenly, all my problems melted away.  What exactly I discovered, I cannot tell you, for it cannot be put into any form of writing. But one day, you will go through the same amazing experience I have. You will finally experience true and everlasting happiness, and you will be able to sit back and enjoy everything that is, and the world will be perfect.~

Thursday, October 14, 2010

School

Running outside in 18°F in the dark at 7:50 am for gym is no fun.
Random good songs

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Triples

According to my recent studies involving one (1) test subject, 100% of all American one dollar bills end in 666.

Needless to say you should be concerned. Very concerned.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Smilies and such





Random epic pictures you should look at:

And this song is epic, an awesome coincidence that he used the same smiley I base mine off of... :3


Saturday, October 2, 2010

:D

For some reason in my mind today I keep thinking it's later than it actually is. It makes for many instances of joy and relief. :D 


Random thought: If you only have a .01% of fail and you fail, is it a win?

And here's some Remilia... 

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Random blog post

I hate when people say "Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst." What's the point of saying "Hoping for the best" Because of course we would have thought you would be hoping for the worst. Just "Expecting the worst" makes a much bigger impact. And honestly the more you hope for the best, the more you start to expect the best. It would make it better to fool yourself into thinking you are expecting the worst, so if bad does happen it's far more ok and if the good happens you will be much much happier than you would have been otherwise. 


Here's some Bad Apple (which I'm sure everyone has already seen, but whatever) :3

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Random Quotes Of The Day

I aint got no friction - guy who slipped


Between September and March there is no rain in April - some other guy