Extremely Forced

It won't let me indent here. There goes all hope of professionalism.

This blog post is preposterously forced. I have nothing currently on my mind, a typical prerequisite of someone looking to express their thoughts on the internet. 

Accordance to popular belief, This plane did not crash.

List of things to do in this blog post:

1. Write horrible introduction.
2. Attach a horrible unrelated picture with caption.
3. Make a horrible, self-deprecating list of things to do in this blog post
4. Add a horribly-written redundant filler to list of things list that is written horribly.

This song is pretty great for having only 33 views and for having been made by a guy in Anchorage.

Contrary to abhorred beliefs, this plane did not crash into a
children's hospital, killing hundreds and injuring thousands more.

Six truths, one lie:

1. I've been to Georgia.

2. Inertia is a property of matter.

3. I've been to space.

4. The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.

5. Bonjour is a fairly accurate French equivalent to the English word, hello.

6. Bill Gates was born on October 28, 1955.

7. Steve Jobs was born on February 24, 1955.

A recalcitrant co-pilot awaits take off in Hennepin County, Minnesota.